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1 day ago on October 19th, 2014 | J | 407 notes
2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 | J | 589,865 notes
deathwood:

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deathwood:

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2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 64 notes

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 372,930 notes

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 97,350 notes

mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 455,633 notes

viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 167,801 notes
so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 548,571 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 217,798 notes

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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2 days ago on October 17th, 2014 | J | 105,797 notes
tr0bb:

I laughed way too hard.

tr0bb:

I laughed way too hard.

3 days ago on October 16th, 2014 | J | 25,645 notes
obsessiforge:

obsessiforge:

3 days ago on October 16th, 2014 | J | 56,458 notes
6 days ago on October 13th, 2014 | J | 3,278 notes
6 days ago on October 13th, 2014 | J | 9,161 notes

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

6 days ago on October 13th, 2014 | J | 151,733 notes