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embelish:

me after every haircut

embelish:

me after every haircut

5 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 156,470 notes

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

16 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 296,652 notes
dampsandwich:

i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture

dampsandwich:

i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture

2 days ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 83,923 notes

reapergrellsutcliff:

daredreemer:

sizvideos:

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I am just sitting here in awe of this. 

(( I have a mighty need! ))

2 days ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 172,658 notes
4 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
4 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Hey, I'm sorry if this is a bit rude, or if you have already answered this question and I just haven't seen it. Are you male or female?

Anonymous

halorvic:

Probably but I don’t think about it much

4 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 77 notes

timelordsandkittens:

"90% of the Doctor Who fandom doesn’t know what asexuality is, please shut up"

4 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 2,174 notes

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

4 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 277,358 notes

1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.

2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.

3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.

4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.

5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.

- More Reminders- Charlotte Geier (via 17cults)
4 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 142,972 notes
tattoolit:

My first tattoo - a reference to George Orwell’s 1984; a book that had a profound impact on my life.

tattoolit:

My first tattoo - a reference to George Orwell’s 1984; a book that had a profound impact on my life.

6 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 370 notes
tattoolit:

From a letter Arthur Rimbaud wrote to Georges Izambard. “I is another”. 

tattoolit:

From a letter Arthur Rimbaud wrote to Georges Izambard. “I is another”. 

6 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 216 notes
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
- William Gibson (via tattoolit)
6 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 1,356 notes
tattoolit:

"I showed this to my parents and asked them if it scared them. They responded: ‘why would a picture of a hat scare us?’ My picture was not of a hat. To explain, I drew a second picture: it was a boa constrictor that had swallowed an entire elephant whole. The adults told me to stop drawing snakes and focus on geography and math and history and grammar, and thus I abandoned a great life as a painter. The adults can never understand anything by themselves and it wears me out to always have to give explanations—so, I never talk to them about boa constrictors, or of ancient forests, or of stars." "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye" ~ Le Petit Prince

tattoolit:

"I showed this to my parents and asked them if it scared them. They responded: ‘why would a picture of a hat scare us?’ My picture was not of a hat. To explain, I drew a second picture: it was a boa constrictor that had swallowed an entire elephant whole. The adults told me to stop drawing snakes and focus on geography and math and history and grammar, and thus I abandoned a great life as a painter. The adults can never understand anything by themselves and it wears me out to always have to give explanations—so, I never talk to them about boa constrictors, or of ancient forests, or of stars." "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye" ~ Le Petit Prince

6 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 625 notes

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

6 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 162,826 notes